So, you heard about monkey rockers and you’re thinking about getting one.

I don’t blame you!

Who wouldn’t want a device that does most of the work for you while you ride it?

Also known as “sex gliders” or “dildo chairs,” these intriguing inventions work well for solo play or sexy fun with your partner. Like other products, they come in plenty of different designs.

In this article, I’ll cover tips for using a sex stool, then cover my top picks on the market right now.

What is a Monkey Rocker?

A monkey rocker is essentially a self-powered adult toy machine that functions similar to a rocking chair with a dildo attached.

With most dildo chairs, you straddle the device and use the handle or your legs to control the speed and depth of penetration.

These devices may be used by both males and females who enjoy penetration. You can attach dildos or anal toys to your sex stool.

Here are some of the features of most sex rockers:

Toy Compatibility

Most monkey rockers work with O-ring compatible penetrative toys or suction cup dildos. As mentioned, they work great for solo play (for obvious reasons).

But they’re also a good way to give your partner the view of their life! While sex is great, using one of these chairs while they watch gives them a fuller visual experience.

Cost

It’s hard to find any downsides to such an innovative and world-rocking (no pun intended) device. But one potential con is that they’re quite a bit more expensive than other adult toys.

This is to be expected, though, with a more complicated design and function. And you’ll certainly get your money’s worth if you invest in one.

Quietness

Most of us don’t want to broadcast to our roommates that we use sex toys. So, if you’re a private person, a monkey rocker just might be the perfect toy for you.

Now:

Most of these devices only make about as much sound as an ordinary rocking chair. As you can imagine, this is great for being discreet.

But note that some may get squeaky after a while. Not to worry, though! Just add some lubrication to the joints of the device and you’ll be good to go.

Monkey Rocker Tips and Ideas

As with any other sex device, there’s a list of factors you should keep in mind when you’re considering a sex stool. Here are a few things to think about before you buy:

Core Strength

Most sex toys can be used without a concern with physical fitness. However, since you’ll be rocking back and forth with a monkey rocker, it helps to have a strong core.

Check out some beginner core strength exercises to take your sex stool experience to the next level!

Also, keep in mind that you can still use a dildo rocker even without a strong core, but you’ll have a lot more stamina if you work on this.

Faux Threesome Action

A dildo chair is a great option for couples who want to try a threesome without dealing with the complications of inviting an extra person into their relationship.

You can imagine that you’re riding another guy while you give your partner a blow job, for example.

And this can give your partner the pleasure of watching you get penetrated without the jealousy that would come from an actual threesome. In other words, it’s a safe way to play out a common fantasy.

Adding Other Toys

If you’re just using regular toys, it can be a challenge to operate more than one at a time. With a monkey rocker, on the other hand, your hands are free to use a clitoral vibrator while you ride the sex stool.

You can check out our guide on the best clitoral vibrators for more info.

You can also add anal stimulation by using butt plugs or your partner can rub you back there as you ride your dildo glider.

Get Your Partner to Help

Another fun idea for using a sex glider is to ask your partner to rock you as you get closer to orgasm.

When you get near climax, it can be harder to control your body, so handing the control over to your partner is a good solution. Plus, they’ll get an amazing view in return for their help!

Look at the Design

One factor to consider, before choosing a monkey rocker to add to your repertoire, is the design. Check out the back of the rocker and see if there’s back support.

If you prefer to have something to grab onto or lean on, make sure the chair you buy will support that.

Lubricant

Using lube is an essential aspect of using any adult toy, and sex stools are no exception. I recommend water-based lubricants, since they tend to be compatible with most toy materials.

Silicone-based lubes, on the other hand, may warp your silicone toys. I only recommend these for use with glass, metal, or similar materials unless the manufacturer specifically mentions compatibility with silicone toys.

Cleanliness

When you’re putting any objects near your most intimate areas, you always need to be careful.

Here’s the deal:

Cleanliness is the most important aspect of using toys, along with pleasure of course. Always wash all of your dildo attachments before and after each use.

Read my guide on how to clean sex toys for more information.

As for the chair itself, read the manufacturer’s instructions for cleaning. But generally speaking, wiping it down with cleaning spray and a damp sponge once a week should be enough.

The Best Monkey Rockers

Without further ado, it’s time to tell you about my favorite dildo chairs available on the market right now.

The Love Glider Sex Machine

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The Love Glider Sex Machine is a stimulating, comfortable ride you can take alone or with a lucky partner watching. It comes with padded rests for your thighs, so you can ride it for hours without discomfort.

This device allows you to control the rhythm, depth, and speed of penetration as you rock it with your body.

Choose between slow strokes and quick, deep thrusts. The insertable length with this device is 5.25 inches.

The Love Glider Sex Rocker arrives in the mail fully assembled, so you don’t have to put it together like you may with other options.

Just attach one of the toys (a ribbed dildo or tapered anal penetrator, each 6.5 inches) that come with the glider, and you’re ready to go!

Since the toy is powered by you, there aren’t any electrical components or cords to worry about. This makes it quiet, easy to use, and travel-friendly.

Some users mentioned that the included toys aren’t the best quality, so you might want to purchase some separate dildos to use with this glider.

You can use this monkey rocker with most vac-u-lock dildos for varied fun.

Keep in mind that, over time, the nuts and bolts on the Love Glider Sex Machine will get loose and require tightening. This is easy to do with a screwdriver, though.

Pros:

  • Comfortable to sit on.
  • Comes already assembled.
  • Comes with 2 toys included.
  • Smooth gliding motions.

Cons:

  • Included toys are a bit flimsy.
  • Expensive.

The Cloud 9 Novelties F-Slider Self Pleasuring Sliding Chair

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The Cloud 9 Novelties F-Slider Self Pleasuring Sliding Chair is a heavy duty chair that can support up to 300 pounds. This monkey rocker includes a handle that’s comfortable and easy to grip as you use it.

The handle helps both for couples play and solo time, just rock your pelvis forwards and the rocker uses your momentum to create pleasurable thrusts.

Like many other self-powered dildo chairs, this sex stool is discreet and private due to its quiet operation. It uses a top-notch ball bearing design for a smooth ride without loud sounds.

Keep in mind that you may need to lubricate the joints of the machine every once in a while, to ensure it stays quiet.

The motions of the glider are controllable and fluid, meaning it doesn’t take much effort to create a ton of pleasure.

One of my favorite parts of the Cloud 9 Novelties F-Slider monkey rocker is that you can fully adjust both the angle and depth of penetration with your own movements.

This makes for a hands-free experience and allows you to add other toys to the mix.

This glider works with harness-ready dildos and comes with a 7-inch dildo, lube, and a vac-u-lock adapter.

The seat of the F-Glider monkey rocker is wide, comfortable, and gives you the perfect position for precise penetration. It’s made to stand the test of time with its heavy-duty construction.

Pros:

  • Sturdy and durable design.
  • Very quiet when in use.
  • Holds up to 300 pounds.
  • Comes with extra accessories.

Cons:

  • May require joint lubrication.
  • Expensive.

The LoveBotz Bangin Bench Extreme Sex Stool

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If you’re on a budget, you may want to consider the LoveBotz Bangin Bench Extreme Sex Stool. This device allows you to mount a dildo using a suction cup base or the included harness.

There’s a red bar below the seat that you can remove and replace with your partner’s head for a next-level face-riding experience. The springy seat on this glider gives you convenient control over your motions.

The chair on the LoveBotz Bangin Bench Extreme Sex Stool comes with stretchy straps that make it easy to bounce up and down. Use it by yourself to create intense penetration or give your partner a nice view.

The LoveBotz Bangin Bench monkey rocker is easy to store. Some users mentioned that the assembly instructions are hard to understand, but that it’s easy enough to put together anyway.

The durable frame is made of strong steel designed to stand the test of time.

The base on this monkey rocker is wide, so you can fit toys with a large girth on it. And the device itself is lightweight, so you can travel with it.

Keep in mind that this device doesn’t come with toys as many sex stools do. You’ll have to purchase those separately.

You can check out our top suction cup dildo recommendations here for some ideas.

Pros:

  • Elastic seat for easy bouncing.
  • Lightweight design.
  • Can hold 300 pounds.
  • Affordable price.
  • Quiet to use.

Cons:

  • Doesn’t come with dildos.
  • Assembly instructions unclear.

WEA My Diletto Sex Chair with 2 Dildo Attachments

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The WEA My Diletto Sex Chair offers the type of sensations you could only get with a partner before. Just attach your favorite toy to the glider, use some lube, and create pleasure just how you want it.

This is another good option for people who are on a budget and looking for alternatives to super expensive monkey rockers.

The WEA My Diletto Sex Chair uses your body’s motions combined with a comfortable seated position to simulate sex. You can control the pace and go as fast or as slow as you prefer.

You can collapse this device down to a 6-inch height if you need to store it in a small space, which makes it more discreet than other sex stools.

The WEA Sex Chair folds out easily and locks into place right away. Just pull out the seat, attach your dildo (compatible with vacuum lock-style toys), add some lube, and you’re ready to play.

This device has a sleek design that works well for all riding positions and the steel framework makes it durable and sturdy.

No electricity is needed to power this product and there aren’t any pinch points, straps, or locks to worry about either.

Pros:

  • Durable steel framework
  • Collapsible for easy storage
  • Supports 300 pounds
  • Silent operation
  • Affordable price

Cons:

  • Included dildos aren’t very sturdy
  • Chair may be too small for some

I hope this article gave you some inspiration for spicing up your sex life either by yourself, with a partner, or both.

When you’re in control of the vigor and pace of thrusting motions with a monkey rocker, you can bring your pleasure to the next level.

Just remember that cardio and core strength are helpful!


Jessica Winter
Jessica Winter

Hey I'm Jessica! Thanks so much for reading my work. I've been studying the Sex Therapy industry for years, and my absolute passion is helping men and women improve their sex lives! I really hope my work here is helpful, and I will continue to do my best at providing value for you!